Garbage.net – My Blog, My Life

Sorry I’ve been gone a while. I wasn’t able to afford internet access for the last few weeks after purchasing all those North Face clothes. Thankfully I came to my senses and returned everything so I can spend the money on more meaningful things (like 3 more Tournament Edition joysticks… pending approval from my wife).

Anyway, I was listening to Leo Laporte’s “The Tech Guy” podcast yesterday and something he said really hit home. Have a quick listen below, it’s literally one minute.  And don’t worry, it’s not an mp3 of me heavy breathing like the last 2 times.

I feel exactly the same as Leo when dealing with friends and family regarding computer issues.  I’m extremely patient when dealing with people at work and will write step by step instructions for the simplest procedures.  So why the hell am I so impatient outside of work when dealing with the same things?  Is it because I’m not getting paid?  Is it because I’m subconciously fed up with the issues at work and I know I can snap at the people I know?  Is this normal behavior for other people in general?  Feel free to leave any comments and potential solutions below.  I already tried the whole sugar + baby oil tub bath solution and it didn’t work so please don’t suggest that again.

I leave you today with one of my favorite Napster propaganda videos.
Fire BAD, bitches!

People are always giving me compliments about all the different hobbies/setups that I have around the house.  I really have to give thanks to Chris for being so understanding.  Any other woman would have sent me packing long ago.  Feel free to click on the images to get all the juicy details.

TV/Gaming Setup (living room)

Computer Setup (basement)

Deep Sea Diver Collection (guest bedroom)

Shoehorn Collection

So I’ve been working in downtown Chicago for about two and a half years.  Even though I like it downtown I feel like I don’t really fit in.  I’ve come to the conclusion that this is due to the clothes I wear.  I don’t wear the official uniform of Chicago.  I’m talking, of course, of The North Face high-performance clothing.  No matter where you go downtown you see everyone wearing either North Face jackets, pants, shirts or backpacks.  I’ve decided it’s time for change (since change is popular right now).  I will embrace the downtown uniform and buy a complete North Face outfit.  Here is what I’m purchasing:

Hoth Biclimate Hat $35
With removable ear flaps and a berber fleece lining, this stylish hat provides diverse functionality for the outdoor athlete.

Denali Jacket $185
Made from recycled materials, we’re stopping the flow of materials to landfills; eliminating waste and saving valuable resources. You can’t tell from looking at it – this classic fleece looks the same, featuring abrasion-reinforced shoulders, elbows, and a functional fit to withstand years of use.

Organic Logo T-Shirt $30
Made from 100 percent organic cotton jersey, this soft, lightweight fabric flatters the body with its relaxed drape.

Liberation Pants $169
The man who adorns these pants, however, may just stay a little warmer, dryer and comfortable than the rest.

Lightweight Boxer $30
Made from Carbon from Bamboo technology, you’ll benefit from the wicking and odor-absorption properties that keep you dry and comfortable on long pursuits outdoors.

Kelvin Gloves $150
Engineered for exploration, this glove brings the waterproof, breathable qualities of Gore-Tex together with the warm insulation of PrimaLoft® to create the ultimate, durable glove for everyday winter endeavors.

Multisport Quarter Socks $15
Today’s high-energy outdoor athletes want it all and aim for everything: climbing big walls, running steep mountain trails, and biking gnarly singletrack.

Bozeman Boots $140
From winter treks through the streets of Kathmandu, or snow-covered outings on the cobblestone streets of downtown Boulder, the Bozeman Boot fits the bill.

Recon Backpack $115
Redesigned to include sleek and stylish features, this daypack allows you to comfortably haul a slew of items without even batting an eye.

Total: $869

I don’t know about you but I think the “Liberation Pants” are pretty HOTT… right ladies?  Now the big question is, what am I going to wear the next day?

I leave you today with another video from my good friend, Gordon Griggs.  In this video he shows us the sweet Octobans he bought off Ebay.  That Ebay thing is pretty amazing.  I think it’s really going to take off some day.

I am currently writing this from underneath the stairs trying to stay as quiet as possible.  I have never been more scared in my life.  A bizarre series of events have transpired in the past 72 hours.  I’m finally putting all the pieces together and I’m fairly certain the end is near.

Two days ago, we received a large crate shipment of cat treats.  I obviously thought it was some huge mixup since Nina is already huge without the treats.  So I called the company that sent the crate and they told me I had personally called last week around 6pm.  The lady said she recognized my voice and confirmed that the credit card was correct.  Even though this was extremely strange, I just kept telling myself this was someone’s idea of a joke and just forgot about it.

Then yesterday happens.  My parents had sent me a box with canned tuna from Spain (it’s amazing tuna).  I usually keep it in the box it’s shipped in and it usually lasts, I dunno, like 4 months.  I remember going upstairs for some chocolate milk.  Next thing I remember after that is waking up downstairs on the couch.  I woke up dazed and confused and proceeded to go upstairs.  When I get upstairs, the box of tuna is completely empty.  In the garbage can there are about 20 opened tuna cans, but no tuna anywhere.  Chris was at a school activity so there is no way she could’ve opened the tuna.  I go check on the cats and they are both sleeping on the bed like usual.  So I’m a little freaked out but I don’t tell anyone since Chris thinks I’m crazy enough already.

So finally today comes along.  I had to go to the attic to store a couple of boxes.  I get up there and this is the scene I see.  Plush carpet, indirect lighting, 3 cases of cat treats and 2 cat-sized couches.  I start to panic.  I think the cats have learned how to control my mind, put me in some sort of hypnosis.  How long has this been going on?  Did I remodel the attic without knowing?  Is this why I have cuts on my hands and why I’m exhausted every morning?  I need to try and escape.  I’m writing this just in case I don’t get out.

Oh no…  I hear an animal coming down the stairs and I don’t think it’s a pretty pony. Wish me luck, Wilbur.