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So I’ve been working in downtown Chicago for about two and a half years.  Even though I like it downtown I feel like I don’t really fit in.  I’ve come to the conclusion that this is due to the clothes I wear.  I don’t wear the official uniform of Chicago.  I’m talking, of course, of The North Face high-performance clothing.  No matter where you go downtown you see everyone wearing either North Face jackets, pants, shirts or backpacks.  I’ve decided it’s time for change (since change is popular right now).  I will embrace the downtown uniform and buy a complete North Face outfit.  Here is what I’m purchasing:

Hoth Biclimate Hat $35
With removable ear flaps and a berber fleece lining, this stylish hat provides diverse functionality for the outdoor athlete.

Denali Jacket $185
Made from recycled materials, we’re stopping the flow of materials to landfills; eliminating waste and saving valuable resources. You can’t tell from looking at it – this classic fleece looks the same, featuring abrasion-reinforced shoulders, elbows, and a functional fit to withstand years of use.

Organic Logo T-Shirt $30
Made from 100 percent organic cotton jersey, this soft, lightweight fabric flatters the body with its relaxed drape.

Liberation Pants $169
The man who adorns these pants, however, may just stay a little warmer, dryer and comfortable than the rest.

Lightweight Boxer $30
Made from Carbon from Bamboo technology, you’ll benefit from the wicking and odor-absorption properties that keep you dry and comfortable on long pursuits outdoors.

Kelvin Gloves $150
Engineered for exploration, this glove brings the waterproof, breathable qualities of Gore-Tex together with the warm insulation of PrimaLoft® to create the ultimate, durable glove for everyday winter endeavors.

Multisport Quarter Socks $15
Today’s high-energy outdoor athletes want it all and aim for everything: climbing big walls, running steep mountain trails, and biking gnarly singletrack.

Bozeman Boots $140
From winter treks through the streets of Kathmandu, or snow-covered outings on the cobblestone streets of downtown Boulder, the Bozeman Boot fits the bill.

Recon Backpack $115
Redesigned to include sleek and stylish features, this daypack allows you to comfortably haul a slew of items without even batting an eye.

Total: $869

I don’t know about you but I think the “Liberation Pants” are pretty HOTT… right ladies?  Now the big question is, what am I going to wear the next day?

I leave you today with another video from my good friend, Gordon Griggs.  In this video he shows us the sweet Octobans he bought off Ebay.  That Ebay thing is pretty amazing.  I think it’s really going to take off some day.