This Old Shirt
February 24th, 2009 by JoseFellow humans, it is time to put an end to discrimination. For too long have we lived under the dark ages of “laundry accidents”, peer pressure from loved ones and feline judgment.
Don’t we all enjoy comfort? Then why the hell get rid of the most comfortable thing in this world? I’m talking, of course, of old, disintegrating t-shirts.
Eight years ago, I decided to put an end to this premature extinction. I have kept all my old t-shirts in a secret compartment in the attic, even after they have gone through some devastating mutilation thanks to our “friend”, the washing machine. I wear these trophies late at night after Chris goes to bed. There is nothing better in the world than to lounge in comfort as I watch re-runs of Walker, Texas Ranger.
It is true that sometimes Chris has to revive me in the middle of the night because I incorrectly put my head through an arm hole. But once I come back to the land of the living, I’m rewarded with eternal softness and a cat that simultaneously headbutts and meows.
I present you one of my most prized possessions. I’ve placed a boring non-disintegrated t-shirt underneath so you can appreciate the hole-iness.
I leave you tonight with one of my favorite clips from Conando. Enjoy and really keep it realer than real, really.
How about showing the really disintegrated one? The one that makes this one look brand new…the one even you can’t figure out how to put on.
You should turn all these into a quilt. or better yet, a snuggie, for free range of motion when gaming. maybe one of chris’ dorky crafty friends (not ME…) could do that for ya.